AN INDIAN REPLYING PAKISTAN

Have you ever seen a kid disturbing and provoking continuously a man who is doing some worthy work? The man keeps on ignoring the kid as much as he can. Then he even warns the kid not to disturb him. But the kid is kid; he needs to get slapped to calm down….

Isn’t Pakistan seems like the same kid; a wicked, ill-disciplined and perversely deviated kid?

According to the last Flag meeting on 24^th august, it was decided by both sides to maintain peace along the border but they started shelling after 35 days again.

The Indian retaliation for which Pakistan is crying so much today is just an answer to their recent continuous cease fire violations. It started on 1^st October when Pakistan Army targeted Indian Army Border outpost under Mandi sub-division. Then on 3rd October they again fired on BoP in Mandi, 3^rd and 4^th October nights witnessed Pak Rangers escalating firing and this continued.

Pakistan should understand that it’s not UPA government anymore who after every cease fire violations will exchange few words. Recent government has untied the hands of Indian Army and asked them to retaliate with full force. The saying in Hindi rightly goes for Pakistan- “Bakri ki maa kab tak kher manaegi”

SOME REPLIES TO PAK TWEETS

#cowardModi trended in Twitter as users in Pakistan accused India of violating ceasefire on Eid.

-        Isn’t it our Eid too that you destroyed? You are firing and killing the same civilians on borders whom you claim to be yours. Is it the way you treat your own people (though you say they are yours, they are ours completely). The fact is that you can never be anyone’s.

If you are so much worried of your Eid then you should have thought of our Dussehra.

Now that you have disturbed us, we will celebrate Diwali with you.

In 2011 it was 62, 114 in 2012, it grew abruptly to 347 in 2013 and till October this year you have done cease fire violations almost 334 times along the Indo-Pak border which includes International border and LOC.

Have you ever realized how many Indian families you have deprived from celebrating Eid, Diwali and Christmas? Have you ever realized how many families were destroyed when the beheaded bodies of their sons reach them? They can never celebrate a festival anymore...

#shame on IndianArmy also trended in Twitter. Let me clear you one thing that Indian Army is something which we are always proud of and will always respect. I don’t want to elaborate why, because every Indian knows the reason. And believe me, now that their hands have been untied, they will make you respect them too.

#Bilawal Bhutto twitted that India seems to Adopt Israel model Vs Pakistan and Modi must realize that they can retaliate unlike victims from Gujarat.  Earlier he had twitted that every inch of Kashmir belongs to Pakistan and he will take it all.

-Bilawal Bache, why is every time you have a dirty eye on someone else’s property, first Heena Rabbani and now Kashmir?  Do things that suit you. Go have party, have some fun, linger around white ladies or else have affair with a married woman. But kindly don’t open your mouth and talk as if you are an intellectual.

 And don’t brag every time that Kashmir is yours and you will take it away or else if we get crazy someday, believe me we will bring back even that piece of land which you call Pakistan today.

We nurture our kids with stories from our holy books and classics but it seems you are nurtured with hate speeches against India from your mother’s womb itself. In India when a baby is born it makes the first sound of “kuannn(crying)” but I guess you are born uttering “kashmirrr”. And if it is so, I feel sad to say that you will die uttering the same word but your wish will never be fulfilled.

Is this the only issue, the political leaders of your country raises and seek votes claiming to fulfill it during their tenure? See, that is why we have reached Mars and you are still planning to get inside Kashmir. 

And you are accusing our PM? Bache (kid) the number of people that gathers to listen to his speech perhaps outnumbers the population of your country and believe me almost a ten times the number of people those who laugh at your silly statements gathers in his public meetings.   

Bilawal bache if you don’t know anything about the current condition of your country let me tell you. Just keep your ears open and don’t eye on the woman sitting beside you (she is married). Keep your fantasies and libido veiled for a while-

“Your Pakistan is in internal turmoil, wants to deflect its citizen’s attention from internal problems to Kashmir issues and Problems with India. The cricketer is bowling bouncers to Nawaz, the court has filed a case against Nawaz, your very own Canada based preacher is out to reclaim a new country (I guess in moon), and your Army is feeling the crunch and needs power that it held earlier. Mushrraf is in home arrest condition after being proved to be a murderer of thousands.”

Let me dedicate a poem to you all from all Indians, hope you like it-

“Aap roj patakhen chalayen

Koi baat nahi,

Humne ek din kya Diwali manayi,

To kasoorwaar there…”

“Aap salon bhar lason ke  dher lagao,

Koi baat nahi,

Humne ek nishana kya sadha ,

To Katil there…”

“Aap ne uzaad dali humari sari tyoharen,

Koi baat nahi,

Humne is Eid pe mithayi kya nahi khilayi,

To makaar there…”

“Aap ne sekdon baar hath milake waar kiya,

Koi baat nahi,

Humne baroodon ke chitte kuch kya udaye,

To gunhegaar there…”

Dekh meri tehzeeb jo ab tak ‘AAP’ pe aada hun main,

Koi baat nahin,

Kahin ‘TU’ pe agaya,

To Maa kasam teri khair nahin…”